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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-style: italic"><FONT size=3>Questions provided by <lj user="mytholder" /> </FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><I><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt<o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></I></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><I><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3>The Rules<BR>If you want to be asked some questions pop a comment in here and ask, i'll ask you 5 questions which you then answer and pop in your LJ, and put this offer up...</FONT></SPAN></I></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><I><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3></FONT></SPAN></I>&nbsp;</P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3><lj-cut text="THE QUESTIONS"> </FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><I><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></I></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3>1. Name three non-office computer programs you couldn't do without, and why?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3>You’re asking a complete tech-luddite this question? Seriously I know how to use the computer but I haven’t got a clue what even counts as an Office program or not. I don’t have many extras added to my machine at the mo although I’m sure moving in with Sasha (<lj user="pond823" /> ) will decrease my machines memory significantly as he chucks stuff on my machine to make it *meaty*. As long as I have Word, Internet Access and Email I’m pretty damn happy. I could live without any other programs.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3>2. Ever get any weird orders or inquiries in Leisure Games?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3>Yep – but they are completely non-game related ones. We had a little old Indian lady come into the shop (she actually came in twice over a two week period) with a prescription her doctor had issued her. She couldn’t speak much English and just came to the counter and handed the prescription to me and stood there waiting, without a word, for me to supply her the pills or whatever. It was really hard explaining that she had the wrong shop and I’m not sure I was much clearer the following week either. We also a guy come in at Christmas (a few years back) and join the back of the queue waiting to be served. It was really busy and he probably waited for a couple of minutes. When he got to the counter he asked for 20 B&amp;H and got really arsey when we told him we didn’t sell cigarettes. He pointed behind the counter and said “what are they then?” pointing to our display of Playing Cards and CCG decks. Ho hum….<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3>Tony (the founder of Leisure Games and now retired) also had a phone call from a girl wanting chains and sex toys. A problem with being called ‘North Londons Adult Games Specialist’ I guess ;-p<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">3. How's the SLA</SPAN></st1:place><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> relaunch going? Any interesting twists or spoilers? :-)<o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=7></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">The first two books to be published by Cubicle 7 for </SPAN><st1:place><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">SLA</SPAN></st1:place><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> (Hunter Sheets and Cannibal Sector One) are both in various stages of lay-out now and on target for their scheduled release dates. Dave (<lj user="daver2323" /> ) is currently working on the third title and Tim (<lj user="oldmotherchaos" /> ) should be starting work on the fourth before the end of this month when I get him some promised research material. Cannibal Sector rocks big time and I think it will be the biggest selling </SPAN><st1:place><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">SLA</SPAN></st1:place><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> supplement to date. After White Earth (which Dave will start writing after he’s finished the world book he’s currently doing) we turn our attention to </SPAN><st1:place><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">SLA</SPAN></st1:place><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> 2.0. There will be plenty of changes in the new edition and we’re also looking at making it one of the most visual books around. White Earth is going to be incredibly visual and we might be publishing it in full colour – or maybe only the limited edition version of the book. Due to its subject matter and content we’re publishing a mass market edition (Certificate 15) and a Mail Order Only Limited Edition (Certificate 18).</SPAN></FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"></SPAN></FONT>&nbsp;</P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3>4. And on that topic - a whimiscal portal whisks you and drops you on Mort in the World of Progress. What do you do?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3>Go to The Pit and get absolutely trashed. My life expectancy on Mort would be counted in minutes so hopefully the portal will have dropped me in The Pit to start with. First goal would be to get to the drugs and have myself some amazing sex (ok, I might need to increase my life expectancy to fulfil this one ;-p) before being ruthlessly iced by some fuckwit. If I survived the drugs and the sex then I might consider picking up a gun - otherwise just go into a cycle of sex and drugs. Wouldn't bother with any safety measures either as it's just a matter of time before I become a deceased Angus so I may as well enjoy it to the max!</FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3>5. You become an evil genius. How does Mr. Bond die?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><o:p><FONT size=3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><FONT size=3>Given his past record of getting out of tight situations and disrupting your plans of world domination? I wouldn’t waste time explaining to him all of my plans and would just stick a bullet in his head. I’d then get a lackey to decapitate him to make 100% sure that he isn’t coming back. After that the piranha tank becomes a very viable option.</FONT></SPAN></P>

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