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Tesco Scam

You should be aware of the following scam, I have been asked to forward it to all my male friends.

GENTLEMEN: BE WARNED!

I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,as I
have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco in Newton Abbot and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing
your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag
and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy
t-shirts

It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them
payment, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another
supermarket.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex
with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on
Saturday, and also yesterday.

Comments

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thalinoviel
Apr. 25th, 2006 06:18 pm (UTC)
*s*
Quite frankly it seems entirely worth it!
ua_meruti
Apr. 25th, 2006 06:27 pm (UTC)
Why do these things only happen in jokes
gabby2600
Apr. 25th, 2006 09:00 pm (UTC)
They could take my wallet, I keep my cash close to my arse (backpocket). THey would probably get a few stamps.
adrian_gosling
Apr. 25th, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
Hmmmmmmm
Don't think I could convince the wife that I would want to do the shopping at Tesco's on my own.
Never mind in Newton Abbot :-D
Besides, I've only got the one wallet :-(
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