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Jose Mourinho Leaves Chelsea???

Bloody hell. News has just come over the wire that Jose Mourinho has just left Chelsea?

News was only sourced by the BBC three minutes ago too so no one really knows what it's all about.

Well, dammit, I'm off to bed as the story will be covered in the news when i wake up and there's no point me hanging around to see what it's all about when I can quite easily have 6 1/2 hours sleep and hear about it when I awaken more refreshed...

But, bloody hell!?


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Sep. 20th, 2007 08:12 am (UTC)
He fancies a new challenge and is off to Sheffield Wednesday. He's also feeling philanthropic as we can't afford to pay him more than half a pie and a bag of chips.

Or not.
Sep. 20th, 2007 09:18 am (UTC)
Up your arse, up your arse, stick your blue flags up your arse...
... and the rest of the chant.

may I just say: YES!!! YES!! YES YES YES!!! I never liked mourinho and I hope I won't have to eat my words but I think chelski and ots russian mafia boss erm I mean millionaire owner have signed their own death sentence with this - here's to Chelsea getting back to the pack of perennial underachievers!
Sep. 20th, 2007 09:54 am (UTC)
Things for Chelsea fans to look forward to based on the Heart of Midlothian FC experience.

1. Roman Abramovich replacing Mourinho with a management puppet who will spend little time either at matches, training sessions or scouting new talent.

2. Player dissatisfaction becoming more evident leading to rebellion and media statements as the puppet manager fails to take player complaints to Roman Abramovich.

3. Forced transfers of rebel players (who are loyal to the club) and rapid deterioration of results as Roman Abramovich enforces team selections and tactics on the puppet manager.

4. Sudden influx of Russian players as Chelsea FC becomes a feeder for CSKA Moscow and the Russian National Team.

5. Chelsea renamed as Carshalton FC as they move to a new stadium in Sutton leaving the "Chelsea Pitch Owners" to either sell Stamford Bridge for development or be left with a monster of a white elephant. (ok the Jambos haven't had their stadium sold from under them yet).
Sep. 23rd, 2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
Totally unrelated (again). Have you come across any gaming conventions/groups who put on a bar, rather than relying on an existing bar? I'm pondering targetting gamers with my booze plan to take over the world.
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