Tip: Do not go and see 'BIRTH' if you're in any way feeling a bit tired to start with. You'll be lucky to survive and not let lethargy slip into a coma-like state before passing away.
If I don't succumb to the 3am dark point I'll write a mini-review when I wake up.
God.
I still don't feel it was a wasted 90 minutes of my life though - unlike many other people who were at the cinema (all twelve in the entire screen - still, plenty of foot room ;-p)