It's been one of those f**king days today.
I've now decided to cut my f**king finger on some stapes whilst opening a package.
Watch me now slowly wilt and my finger turn bright purple and the size of a tennis ball before being amputated. Alas, they are too late with that and I end up dying of a weird and unusual blood disease.
OK, might be over dramatic. But it still bloody hurts and continues what has been a great day (please read the latter part opf that sentence imagining *HEAVY* sarcasm).
Over and out.