Could you please give me a day where something weird does not happen. I get things figured out and then you chuck something else in the mix just to see how I'm going to react and what I'm going to do.
Try something new once in a while.
And if I find out you're playing chess and I'm one of the pieces.... well I'd better be something important alright? If I'm a pawn I'll be really narked off with you.
You can get back to controlling the cosmoverse now.