January 28th, 2006

Junk Baby - Viscous Sydney

The Met start dealing Cocaine in effort to raise funds!

After many years of suspecting that the police actually use drug sales to help finance themselves Sir Ian Blair has now openly admitted it in the hope that more people start buying direct from the 'bobby on the street'.

Sir Ian told the Times: "What we are trying to do is make people understand that when they buy from a supplier... they find they are buying from a Metropolitan Police officer."

So next time you need to score some coke just look out for your friendly neighbourhood bobby and go and have a word. He/she will be more than happy to help you out under the new terms.

Or maybe not. If you want to see the quote in context please check out 'Sting' On Middle Class Drug Use (BBC News Online; Saturday 28th January 2006)
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We Gave Them Alabama, They Gave It Right Back.....

Jade and myself both decided to watch 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!' this evening. This was the 1978 original film which includes a cast full of people that you've probably never heard of and many of whom only ever seem to have been in this one film! (At least according to www.imdb.com which shows a remarkable lack of credits for nearly every actor!).

For good reason too it must be said. ow 'Attack...' is considered a cult classic in some circles. A revitalisation of the 'B-Movie' in the 1970's...yada yada yada... well, it is amusing in an 'I'm pretty tired at the moment and this is really bad but still vaguely funny in places'. It falls into a similar camp as Airplane (1980) as far as humour goes, although obviously Airplane et al have refined the art a lot more.

You watch 'Attack...' and can't help wondering if you should round up a group of friends and film your own version of it. I reckon the results would certainly be comparable and it'd probably be a great laugh doing it.

Anyway, I am glad I watched it but I'm not sure if I'll be tracking down it's sequels (one of which, The Return of the Killer Tomatoes (1988), apparently features a young George Clooney). The IMDB has it down as an average rating of 4.1/10 and I'd tend to agree. Certainly not the worst film I've seen this year (and the year is still young - pity me please!) but it won't be appearing on any 'Best of' lists come the end of the year either.