January 31st, 2006

Drawn Tog

ID Cards.....

Transsexuals 'To Get 2 ID Cards' (BBC News Online; Monday 30th January 2006)

Schizophrenics 'To Get 9 ID Cards' - one for each personality. Some may get less, some way more, as long as they pay the cash for each unique identity! Not to do so would also be against the law as you have to be registered so mentally ill patients will certainly be harder hit than the rest of us! Also LARPers will be required to carry multiple ID Cards if you play in public places. Of course this could also open your gaming partners to a world of pain if they kill your character as technically that'll be murder in the eyes of the law.

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I didn't like the idea of ID Cards in the first place and it's pretty much been proven by both independent and peer review groups that the scheme won't have helped at all in preventing terrorist activity in the UK (which was one of the core things it was being touted for), a lot of unneccessary information would be held about the person and it will be bloody expensive and just not worth it.

I think the whole thing sucks even more now. Not that I don't think Transexuals shouldn't be allowed 2 ID cards (if they really want to pay double!) but where would it stop? I am very tempted to knock up a fake HTML BBC news story similiar to the Whale spoof that went round last week but don't think I have the time today.
LibDem

(News) Heterosexual non-alcoholic found in Lib Dems

I have now found the source of all humour courtesy of Pachey, who was the guy behind the fake whale story last week.

Anyway I was browsing his site and came across another BBC Spoof which, in the current political climate, I thought I'd share with you all. Afterall if you can't take the piss and laugh at your own party you shouldn't at the other fools out there either! :p

At least none of the LibDems were found naked, gagged with an orange in their mouth and dead! I actually liked that Tory MP, shame he died. Moral of the story is do as many deviant sex acts as you like - just remember to keep breathing!!!


Filler Bunny

(Meme) Life After Death.......?

I reckon this might have already happened you know.....


After you die...
Parallel Universe



After death, you will continue to exist as if nothing has ever happened. You will continue to be yourself, but because you are in a parallel universe, some things will be different. You may not have married the same person, you might live in a different spot, but you will be the same person underneath it all and you will continue your life unaware that you ever died.





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Filler Bunny

(Meme) Partners

I'm now going to go and get food before I forget to eat and then discover it's too late.

My absence will also save you from more meaningless memes and quizes so be thankful, dear readers, that my stomach is rumbling. I do appeciate you allowing me to fill your friends pages with drivel. Hopefully something mroe meaningful will soon be flowing from my fingers....

Until then, I give you....

<td align="center">Kindness


Kindness is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You want someone who will go through everything with you - the best moments and the worst, and all of those other moments in between. You love to be able to say anything to your partner, and have them say anything to you. You are able to be extremely close with your partner for that reason.

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