October 6th, 2007

Filler Bunny

(Meme) Dating Persona Test

Yeah it's a test but it's Saturday night and I'm at home taking a break from work. Allow me some leeway folks! :p

The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)

The Bachelor

Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.

You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.

You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.

Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.

You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.

ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.

Your exact male opposite:

The Manchild

The Manchild

Random Brutal Love Dreamer

Always avoid: The Wild Rose (RBLD)

Consider: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Intern (DGSD)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.
My profile name: : Angus_A
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Hateful Evenings

I hate nights like this. It's Saturday, I'm at home, have now got a headache and am going to bed knowing that I'm probably not going to be able to get to sleep as I'm thinking of all the things that I should be doing if I didn't have a headache and feel frsutrated.

On the plus side *if* I do manage to get to sleep I should be awake bloody early tomorrow and might actually get more done as a result of it.

Still, doesn't beat going out with friends on a Saturday night. Oh wait, when was the last time I *actually* did that?

Bah f**king humbug.

Talk to you all tomorrow and hope everyone is having a better, or atleast a more productive, evening.