February 21st, 2008

Squee

Half-Term Films

It's half-tern round here and the kids are off. I think I knew this already but have the day off today and headed to the cinema this morning to catch a film only to find large ques of parents/carers and kids.

Needless to say I turned round and came home. I dislike going to the cinema when it's eitehr busy or full of kids, that's why I like going to the first screenings in the mornings becuase the place is usually empty. Not on half-term week though it seems. I might fly back there about 3pm to see how busy it is then (after another visit to the new house to double check room sizes now we all know more-or-less who's sleeping where). There's a bunch of films out at the moment I'd like to see but with everything that's been going on (or me not feeling very well) I haven't really had much chance to go. I've only seen two films this year so far (AVP2: Requiem and Cloverfield) which is pretty bad going for me!

Still, it's allowing me to add some more books to my ebay store so I can't complain too much.
Alien vs Kitten

Cats & Dogs

Saw this. Was amused. Decided to repost :)
The Dog's Diary


8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



The Cat's Diary


Day 983 of my captivity.


My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. 
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an Attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I
decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had
hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.
I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies."
I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. 

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems
to be more than willing to return. He is obviously Retarded.
The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards
regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move.
My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an Elevated Cell,
so he is safe.


..............For now.