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Dolphin Porn and Sex Is JUST WRONG!

My God. This is unbelieveable.....

Animal Sex Guides

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angusabranson
Jan. 3rd, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC)
**One final note. You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexualrelief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of thefew wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative.This is special. Do not abuse it.**

This site is both hilarious and seriously disturbing. I have no idea if it's meant to be serious or a complete piss-take. Do I dare read more to find out???
angelalyce
Jan. 3rd, 2006 05:56 pm (UTC)
hmm now what scares me the most is that you are finding this stuff... :P oh did you know im part dolphin... A couple of years ago I was made to go through some wierd meditation n exercises to become part dolphin. Seriously, honestly!! I mean fair enough the book belonged to a very strange man who does wierd voodoo shit and it was in the local pub, but i did everything it says, and you can ask sasha i have freaky dolphin like qualities!!
_grimtales_
Jan. 3rd, 2006 07:58 pm (UTC)
You can breathe through the top of your head?

Useful!
aitkendrum
Jan. 3rd, 2006 06:35 pm (UTC)
Damn I was just about to hve my dinner and you post this...

No tuns for dinner then!

I have to ask how you found this :)

angusabranson
Jan. 3rd, 2006 06:58 pm (UTC)
**I have to ask how you found this :)**

One of the guys at work said he saw an article about someone getting married to a Dolphin in the news. Then another collegue said that he was sure that a few years ago someone was done for having sex with Dolphins in the States. This led to an internet search to see if we could locate evidence of either story.

The search didn't get far as we were quite distracted by the aforementioned Animal Sex Guide site.
snesgirl
Jan. 3rd, 2006 07:02 pm (UTC)
OMFG MY EYES MY EYES!
urgh!

which leads me to a gaming anecdote< One of the few times that my entire gaming group were speechless was when the only other female in the game causally mentioned that sex with a mature adult dolphin has a 75% chance of killing a woman due to the average speed at which they ejaculate. People in Florida have been killed this way (male and female), so there is a LAW SPEFICICALLY AGAINST DOLPHIN / HUMAN RELATIONS IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA.

I wouldn't be the coroner for one of those cases for allthe money in the entire WORLD,

:S
daver2323
Jan. 3rd, 2006 08:13 pm (UTC)
Re: OMFG MY EYES MY EYES!
Holy Shit! 75%?! And it can kill!? My god, what is the animal firing? Rock Salt!?!
pwca
Jan. 3rd, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
Dolphin Marriage
Yep... Your colleague is correct. There was a news report about some millionairess marrying a dolphin. This link confirms it:

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1857229,00.html
angusabranson
Jan. 3rd, 2006 08:13 pm (UTC)
Re: Dolphin Marriage
Thank you! :D
aitkendrum
Jan. 3rd, 2006 10:11 pm (UTC)
Luckily I am not at work reading this.

My cat has also packed up and left the house!
_grimtales_
Jan. 3rd, 2006 07:59 pm (UTC)
AAGH! MY BRAIN MEATS!
rockoctopus
Jan. 3rd, 2006 09:31 pm (UTC)
How did you find this? Hmnnn?

*raises an eyebrow*
angusabranson
Jan. 3rd, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC)
See my answer to aitkendrum above! :p
mrwarfrog
Jan. 4th, 2006 05:11 pm (UTC)
Thanks for that link. I'm pretty sure the server at work just exploded and any second now I can expect a visit from the IT department......who will no doubt be armed!
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