I tried mouth to mouth but it hasn't worked. I'm going to organise the funeral myself, but thanks in advance for any offers to assist or words of sympathy. I knew the phone was terminally ill for some time now so it hasn;t come as much of a shock. I'll live. The phone won't.
Still, plenty of other fish in the sea as they say. I'll just have to go out this weekend and pick up a younger, prettier, model.