I've just realised that by the end of this year I'll have spent about a month of it living in hotel rooms due to work.

Does this mean I am now doing something right? Or just pulling the short straw for all the business trips because everyone else in the company is married so they feel the single guy won't miss his bed so much?

Sorry, that thought just came from nowhere and I thought I'd share. I really am going to bed now. Wish me luck...