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School Strippers

Now I think it would have emotionally scarred me if my parents sent a singagram for my 16th birthday when I was IN a lesson IN school. Talk about the embarrasment it would have caused.

But the agency these parents employed to surprise their son got the booking mixed up and sent a STRIPPERGRAM to the school dressed up as a policewoman. Mind you I think any stripper that would GO INTO A CLASSROOM and perform their act infront of all the pupils has got some issues themselves.

Come on, at a school in front of 15/16 year old kids?

School Pupil Is Sent Strippergram (BBC News Online; Thursday 8th November 2007)


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Nov. 8th, 2007 11:05 pm (UTC)
weird memories of having to talk my dad out of hiring a hooker for my brother's 16th.
Nov. 8th, 2007 11:10 pm (UTC)
Lol! Yeah, that would have been embarrassing too.

I remember seeing my first (and sceond) stripper when I was about 16 at a friends 21st birthday but I must admit I wasn't paying too much attention and there were a lot of other people in front of me at the time. Plus it was a male and female stripper act (both dressed as policemen who'd come round to complain about the noise).

Beyond that I don't think I've ever seen a real stripper - apart from one I had a fling with, but she was a friend of a friend and I'd never seen her perform.

Nov. 8th, 2007 11:29 pm (UTC)
*apart from the one I had a fling with* - figures.

my mom took me to see the chippendales at 13 thinking they'd be tame. when i can scan some I'll send u some picks of 13 yr old me stalking Randy Vandenberg after the show. mmmmmm.
Nov. 8th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
veryrcrookedmonkey wrote: *apart from the one I had a fling with* - figures.

Innocent Angus Replied: Why does it 'figure' pray tell?

Innocent Angus Then Added: I think you have a completely wrong impression of me young lady!
Nov. 8th, 2007 11:49 pm (UTC)
no I think me and you both know I've got a very right impression of you.
Nov. 8th, 2007 11:50 pm (UTC)
I'm shocked!!!!

Nov. 8th, 2007 11:51 pm (UTC)
sure u are babe. ;o)

I'm hay hitting now. I've got a stinking cold and some new weirdo fairytale erotica to read.. *titter she did*
Nov. 8th, 2007 11:54 pm (UTC)
Sweet dreams.

Have to catch up soon. Maybe drinks on Sunday again at the Lion? Not going clubbing afterwards this weekend so could stick around a bit longer if you're free! :)

Enjoy the stories :p
Nov. 9th, 2007 12:01 am (UTC)
You know she's right. It does figure. You have special Angus powers that somehow draws in the super hot women to you.
Nov. 9th, 2007 12:07 am (UTC)
I'm not convinced she was actually meaning the *hotness* of most of my past girlfriends when she said it 'figured'.

I think it was more to do with the sleaze aspect of it :p

Could be wrong though, and when she wakes up maybe she'll help clarify it for us :)
Nov. 9th, 2007 12:11 am (UTC)
Well I meant the hotness. You have special powers Angus. I don't think I've ever seen you with a girl who wasn't hotter than a hot thing in a hot place that was on fire. (sorry no analogies from me tonight)

Nov. 9th, 2007 12:15 am (UTC)
he's right. i meant his shining ray of inner sleaze. but yes he is normally associated with unfeasibly hot ladies ;o)

sleeping malfunction. boo
Nov. 9th, 2007 12:18 am (UTC)
Get back to your fairy tale porn woman!

Er, I mean, fairly tale *erotica* - yeah, and she calls me 'sleazy' - sheesh! ;p
Nov. 9th, 2007 12:20 am (UTC)
It's erotica, therefore it's art. Don't you know anything :oP
Nov. 9th, 2007 12:19 am (UTC)
Boo for sleeping malfunctions.

For good or bad, I only know of Angus' inner sleaze via stories from his friends.
Nov. 9th, 2007 12:21 am (UTC)
Lies and filth I tell thee!!!!

(That's the stories - not me ;p)
Nov. 9th, 2007 12:24 am (UTC)
Grim and Big Steve would never lie to me.

Aren't the best stories filth?
Nov. 9th, 2007 12:34 am (UTC)
Erotica - if only because ita big hardback book with no pictures.
I have to do the dishes before sleep and I'm too drunk.

and yep, Angus has a filth streak that I think precedes him but we love him for it.

REALLY bedtime now.
Nov. 9th, 2007 01:58 am (UTC)
I think I would have prefered that over my folks singing "Sweet 16" like they did.
Nov. 9th, 2007 01:57 am (UTC)
The only issue I have there is that they shouldn't have sent them to the school. But thats just me.
Nov. 9th, 2007 08:59 am (UTC)
Oh, this sort of thing happens all the time in Nottingham.

Nov. 9th, 2007 09:35 am (UTC)
See I can just see the conversation when he got home.

"Wow mum! Great birthday present. All the guys in my class loved it!"
"That's great son. I didn't know if the gorilla would be a bit cheesy."
"....Gorilla.... yeah... The gorilla was great... I'm just going up to my room now."
Nov. 9th, 2007 10:10 am (UTC)
Leaves me and my mates ordering of a pizza to be delivered during school assembly looking rather tame.
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