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Sarah:
Hi Angus :) did you make it back home ok on saturday? xx

Angus:
No. I got kidnapped by time travelling KGB operatives from the New Soviet Republic of the 24th Century. I've just spent the last thirty years leading a rebellion there before finding a worm hole that brought me back to Earth three years ago whilst the world of the New Soviet Republic was destroyed by an alien race of watchers called The Liensjos.
I've been hiding out in Central Africa since my return as I didn't want to create a paradox by both myselfs being in the same locations. now my younger self has been taken away I can now try and reclaim my former life, albeit 33 years older. Luckily the time stream seems to have rejuvenated me though and I think i'm almost the same now as when I left. I've met a few people i remember since my return and they didn't seem to notice anything wrong so I guess i'm ok. If I recall, you were supposed to meet me this Thursday. Still up for that? It's been years (for me) since I saw  you and it'd be good to see if you're as I remember you. Hope you've been well, xx

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ant_girl
Nov. 19th, 2007 03:00 pm (UTC)
You are bonkers. :-)
mrtonylee
Nov. 19th, 2007 03:34 pm (UTC)
Spot on, mate.

I thought I saw you in Botswana in 2005. I was there fighting my mutated future self and canceling the time path that would lead to such disfigurement.
danny_e11
Nov. 19th, 2007 03:46 pm (UTC)
I'm afraid an agent of The New Soviet Republic has travelled back in time to prepare the path to the Revolution, and eliminate enemies of the people such as yourself. Of course I cannot tell you who this agent is, other than his LJ name begins with D and ends with E11.

WE ARE COMING TO GET YOU, CAPITALIST PIG!!!

Слава Новому Советскому Союзу
snesgirl
Nov. 19th, 2007 04:35 pm (UTC)
I knew it
i ALWYAS KNEW you were a time traveller !
pond823
Nov. 19th, 2007 04:42 pm (UTC)
Agent J, would you pass me your pen.
mrwarfrog
Nov. 19th, 2007 05:14 pm (UTC)
Just goes to show you have too much time on your hands!

I would never come up with a load of bollocks like that :)
riksowden
Nov. 19th, 2007 07:36 pm (UTC)
You're the good type of crazy :D
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