Twenty to Four on a school night. I should really be in dreamlands by now, or at least reading a nice soothing book trying to lull myself to sleep. But no. I'm surfing the net and LJ and filling out silly little tests and memes. That's what a third of a bottle of Southern Comfort does to you. Slander! nocturnia has had implants. Y'know. *Those* Implants. robinbloke kissed sweetdenial under the mistletoe. Twice. In June. dreamingchristi has secret, sordid fantasies about tooth_fairy! crocodilewings and sexbat took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA. andrewdavies knows *just* how long to hold them down for. robinbloke performed a "sexual act" upon cryx in a public toilet! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!