SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED OUT IN PUBLIC.
Dave and me have just had a really tense 45 minutes with someone (a Polish guy) who is so not on planet Earth it's unbelieveable.
We occasinal have customers who worry us - in the "shop lifter alert" kind of way.
We occasionally have people in the shop that our Spidey-senses tingle with worries about the till being nicked. We've even had people in the shop (very rarely luckily) who threated physical violence.
This guy, without using any threatening behaviour at all, wa the most scary and unnerving person I think we've ever had.
Part of me is glad to be able to write this.
I never appreciated what insanity means until an hour ago.
I might have a stiff drink tonight.