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Cthulhu Question...

Major topic of debate at the store this afternoon...

"Does Cthulhu have a willy?"

Answers on a postcard* please.


(* - or just in the comments section. Your call...)

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commlal
Sep. 5th, 2008 03:51 pm (UTC)
No, because he doesnt reproduce. I'd need to properly research it. I have a cool website with Lovecraft props.
angusabranson
Sep. 5th, 2008 04:02 pm (UTC)
What about the Star Spawn of Cthulhu? Not related?

(I almost wrote Star Sperm of Cthulhu then :p)
eryx_uk
Sep. 5th, 2008 04:06 pm (UTC)
Technically he does. Where else do Star Spawn come from? Also, IIRC, theres an entry in the Malleus Monstrorum that has his future "daughter."

I suppose that rather than genitals, Cthulhu just buds to reproduce.
heliograph
Sep. 5th, 2008 03:59 pm (UTC)
Assuming he's octopus-like, it is on his face:

http://www.bcarchives.bc.ca/School_Programs/octopus/index-part2.html

"A male octopus has no suckers on the end of his third right arm. Instead it is modified into a structure called a hectocotylus that is used to pass the spermatophore to the female."
angusabranson
Sep. 5th, 2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
If it's in his tentacles he could end up bukkakying (sp?) himself when excited :p
eryx_uk
Sep. 5th, 2008 04:06 pm (UTC)
Now theres a porn film to drive you insane!
dan_g
Sep. 5th, 2008 04:17 pm (UTC)
"If it's in his tentacles..."

No... As cher promised. Its in his Kiss.

OK, I'll get me coat.
dollysadistika
Sep. 5th, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
The question should be - does Cthulhu need one? With all those tentacles... ;-) Any girls god =)
gbsteve
Sep. 5th, 2008 04:24 pm (UTC)
No. After you hear the call, you start to get headaches, they get worse and worse. You go for a scan, the doctor looking at the screen faints. Just as you go round to look to feel something coming out of your nose. It is a tentacle.
tcpip
Sep. 5th, 2008 10:09 pm (UTC)
Sort of.

It is evident that at least some environments Cthulhu does reproduce, whether it is the Gloranthan Walktapus or a Star Spawn of Cthulhu. However the willy is actually one of the arms, the hectocotylus.

Now the mental image of a penis-shaped arms of Cthulhu fully erect and heading your way should be enough to drive any investigator insane.
aitkendrum
Sep. 6th, 2008 07:30 am (UTC)
It's not if he has one. It's how many does he have?
demondaz
Sep. 6th, 2008 09:37 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'd say he has a whopper!

D
tcpip
Sep. 8th, 2008 12:15 am (UTC)
Hey Angus...

RPG Review is being launched in a couple of weeks. We have an "Ask Orcus" column based on the good folk at Orcusville.

Do you mind if this becomes one of the questions? (Properly credited etc)

Inquiring minds want to know Orcus' answer!
angusabranson
Sep. 8th, 2008 08:15 am (UTC)
Lol! I'm not entirely sure I want my name attached to that question!!! :p

Oh heck, go for it if you want. Could you drop me a line with the URL when it's asked/answered though so I can have a look at Orcus' reply?

Cheers.
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