If the below happens then it's truly a world gone mad...
Manchester City have opened talks with Italian side AC Milan over the transfer of their Brazilian playmaker Kaka.
A City delegation have met with their Milan counterparts and reportedly made a bid in the region of £100m, with a weekly wage of £500,000 for the player.-----------
Half a milliion pounds a week!!!!
That's ignoring the £100m price tag to start with.
Man City in Talks Over Kaka Deal (BBC News; Wednesday 14th January 2009)
Right, well I'm off to do some chores before considering the 1pm screening of Slumdog Millionaire for this afternoons entertainment.